Category: Education
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Drunken Short Bus Driver Assumed Handicapped
Pocatello, ID- Lee Jasper Roberson was given a smile and a high five by police today following a vehicluar mishap he caused in a middle school parking lot. Roberson, a recovering alcoholic and substitute short-bus driver, was relieved that he wasn’t arrested for his third DUI in the past eight months. “The judge said he…
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Word Alert!
Yowza and hubba-hubba! Did you know the words “Pashtun” and “Pontoon” were different?!? Lo es verdad! See, Pashtuns, also known as Ethnic Afghans, are typically characterized by their usage of the Pashto language and practice of Pashtunwali, which is a traditional set of ethics guiding individual and communal conduct. Likewise pontoons are flotation devices with…
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Did You Know?
Ants use backpacks. Consuming the leg of a Catholic can cure osteoporosis. Castro was a Jew. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a marsupial.
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Word Alert!
As you know, the words “Fillipino” and “Fallopian” look a lot alike and sound the same, just like Oprah and Dr. Phil?!? But what you may not know is that they have completely different definitions. See kids, Fallopians are a pair of tubes that live just north and to either side of a person’s girl…
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