Category: Education
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Word Alert!
Whoo-now! I just realized that the terms "Apocalypse" and "A Popsicle" are different. Sho' nuff! Now, as many of you may be aware, a popsicle is a refreshing frozen desert comprised of kool-aid and a stick. They come in many delicious flavors, such as; strawnana, strawcherry, strawrange, strawguava, strapaya, and purple! The Apocalypse, on the…
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Drunken Short Bus Driver Assumed Handicapped
Pocatello, ID- Lee Jasper Roberson was given a smile and a high five by police today following a vehicluar mishap he caused in a middle school parking lot. Roberson, a recovering alcoholic and substitute short-bus driver, was relieved that he wasn’t arrested for his third DUI in the past eight months. “The judge said he…
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Word Alert!
Yowza and hubba-hubba! Did you know the words “Pashtun” and “Pontoon” were different?!? Lo es verdad! See, Pashtuns, also known as Ethnic Afghans, are typically characterized by their usage of the Pashto language and practice of Pashtunwali, which is a traditional set of ethics guiding individual and communal conduct. Likewise pontoons are flotation devices with…
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Did You Know?
Ants use backpacks. Consuming the leg of a Catholic can cure osteoporosis. Castro was a Jew. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a marsupial.
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