Category: Breaking News!!
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First Left-Handed White Rapper Between the Ages of 19 & 25 Who Lives with Parents Contracts Coronavirus
Abner Pooterman, A.K.A. “D.J. Huggy-Poote”, a 23 year old convenience store clerk at the Shell station near the junior college has reportedly contracted the Coronavirus. Pooterman is the first left-handed white rapper between the ages of 19 & 25 who lives with his parents to test positive for the disease, shaking the foundations of the…
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Empirical Evidence
CHICAGO-New light was shed on a controversial assault case when brothers Stephen and Alec Baldwin were arrested for assaulting actress Ellen Page at 2:00 am on the same Chicago street as the Jussie Smollett assault. Smollett, who was previously charged with falsifying a statement in which he claimed he was the target of a hate…
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Different Perspectives-with Shark and Boy
Hilton Head, S.C. — A shark attacked a 10-year-old boy while he was swimming off Hilton Head Island in South Carolina this week. The attack occurred Sunday in in waist-deep water. According to reports from Hilton Head the boy, Jei Turrell, was bitten on the arm. The child related that he was underwater and saw…
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Violent Protests Cancelled / U2 Arrested
ST. LOUIS- (Reuters) A violent protest Saturday night was canceled due to interference by rockternative band, U2. "We cannot in good conscience risk our demonstrators' safety by proceeding with tonight’s fire and looting plans", advised a masked representative for the group. "As much as we regret having to cancel, we feel it is the only…
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