Category: Articles Becky Won’t Let Her Kids Read
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The Cutting Edge
BRITTON, Mi-A local amateur lumberjack stumbled upon an amazing find while urinating in the woods near his home. “I’ve been peeing in those woods for years,” the Michigander related. “Guess I shouldn’t walk while I do it.” The man, known only as “That Tim Guy”, found several rectangular-trunked trees in a grotto just beyond his…
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Company Christmas Party
This year rocked!! Our profits totally douched those crap slappers at Accelerated. I love you guys! You’re the best bunch of bovine breeders a boss could ever ask for, and even though Rita in accounting wouldn’t sleep with me, it’s okay because I think she’s a lesbian. Freddy, I just want to thank you for…
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Equal Equality Equals Equanimity and Smiles :)(:
Well, as you know, yesterday was Women’s Equality Day, which demands that women be afforded the same rights as their male counterparts; the right to chew tobacco, the right to work on the car, and most important, the right scratch themselves in public. As though it weren’t bad enough that they made Hilary Swank the Next Karate…
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