Category: Articles Becky Won’t Let Her Kids Read
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What Happens In Mexico…
Hey every-bib-bidubuh …every-bibbidubuh …everyone. It's me Porky Pibbiduh …pi …pibbiduh…Pig and I'm super st-st-steamed!! All I keep hearing a-bibbiduh-bout is the diggiduh-dang swine fl-fl-influenza! Just bibbiduh-because I happened to vivitty-vi-vacation in Mexic-ci-cuh… Mexic-cuh… south of the border on Spring Br-Break, doesn't mean I'm responsibib… respsonsibib… at fault for the sp-spread of this potential epidi… epidem……
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The Talk (For Girls)
That’s right kids. It’s time for another lecture from Dad: I know you think you know all there is to know about…well, you know…”physical relations”, but I just want to touch bases with you on some of the dangers that lurk out there for somebody who’s becoming curious about their…uh…reproductive…um…processes. Let’s say you have a…
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Bending My Mind With Spoons…
I’m sure you all know Sarah Michelle Geller’s cousin Uri, but did you know that his psychic abilities allow him to bend spoons with his mind? Well, they do. As a matter of fact, he can stop watches (and not just Stop-Watches), read minds, and cause English Football teams to lose, just by trying to…
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HOSERASTA – The Jamaicanadian Conspiracy
Yah maaan, eh.. That’s right, the alien connection has spread beyond our country’s borders, diving into the crisp blue waters of the Carribean, and chugging its way through the vast nothingness of the great white north. I’m Fox Mulder, and I carry a badge…well, it’s really just an I.D., but it does the trick. Now, I’ve…
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