Category: Articles Becky Won’t Let Her Kids Read
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Company Christmas Party
This year rocked!! Our profits totally douched those crap slappers at Accelerated. I love you guys! You’re the best bunch of bovine breeders a boss could ever ask for, and even though Rita in accounting wouldn’t sleep with me, it’s okay because I think she’s a lesbian. Freddy, I just want to thank you for…
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Equal Equality Equals Equanimity and Smiles :)(:
Well, as you know, yesterday was Women’s Equality Day, which demands that women be afforded the same rights as their male counterparts; the right to chew tobacco, the right to work on the car, and most important, the right scratch themselves in public. As though it weren’t bad enough that they made Hilary Swank the Next Karate…
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HOLY…
That’s right, America! I almost went to eat here, but luckily my super bilingual reading skills saved the day. Now, for those of you lacking my worldy wisdom, make sure you’re using your phonics, and give this place a wide berth. Claiming to be a “mexican grill”, this internally acerbic eatery hides a secret more…
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