Tag: Obama
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Obama Taps Jon Bon Jovi!!
It’s not as bad as it sounds…or is it? Recently, the President signed an Executive Order establishing the White House Council for Community Solutions, and asked the Brett Favre of Pop to participate. Twenty-four professional philanthropists / hangers-on join the Jersey rocker to pretend to salvage the aftermath of a decades’ long socio-economic malfeasance .…
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Obama Reaches Out To Llamas, Disenfranchizes Alpacas
At a White House press conference today, President Obama made a point of addressing the semi-popular Obama-Llama song that was all the rage back in the second week of October ’08. “I just heard it the other day, and it’s a hoot!” the head of state acknowledged. “I just love those darned llamas!” “Sir, how…
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Stupid White House News
WHITE HOUSE, Washington- Secret Service agents shot and killed recently appointed First Dog, Bo Robinson-Obama, when it was realized that he was actually a highly trained radical Muslim assassin. “Who’d have thunk it?” new dog owner and President of the United States, Barack Obama mused. “Lucky, we found out before he ate the kids.” Bo,…
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The Ignoramous
Guess what?!? This munth, Robobama will go out to his rose gardin and get sworn at as Presidunt! All the presidunts do it. Its called the “ignoramous”, and I geuss its like when you join a serorities in colege, not that I’d know because I was a actor and couldnt go to colege. Anyways, I…
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