Tag: Alien
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Those Darned Aliens
Just when you thought the nation was safe from alien aggression, Federal officials have uncovered a threat so heinous, it could only be termed a “concern”. Earlier this week, INS Agents discovered what appears to be a terrrestrially based interstellar gateway in a dried up river bed near the coastal city of San Diego, CA.…
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Unprecedented Presidential Predicament
With the mid-term elections in full swing, relative political unknown, Allen Chestburster, has thrown his proverbial hat into the ring in an attempt to wrest the 2012 Democratic nomination from current President, Barack Obama. “We don’t really view him as a threat,” commented Obama senior advisor, David Axelrod, in a 7-11 parking lot. “He’s pretty…
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Warning: Do Not See…
Wowzers! I finally saw this show by streaming it through my hi-speed Samsung Blueray player (jealous much?). Well anyway, I love Cusack, and I’m partial to the “Cataclysmic End of the World” genre, so I figured win-win. I was so naive… I’d forgotten that the same director that brought us Stargate and The Patriot also…
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