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Tag: Alien

  • Warning: Do Not See…

    Wowzers! I finally saw this show by streaming it through my hi-speed Samsung Blueray player (jealous much?).  Well anyway, I love Cusack, and I’m partial to the “Cataclysmic End of the World” genre, so I figured win-win.  I was so naive… I’d forgotten that the same director that brought us Stargate and The Patriot also…

  • Aliens Warn Against Hawking

    Chief or the Galactic Science Prolateriate, Dr. Kgmurgph Smegdk’kg warned fellow Morrapheians against making contact with astro-physicist, Stephen Hawking. “Hawking most likely exists,” Smedgk’kg advised interviewers, “but our attempts to contact him could have catastrophic results.” Divian Overseer, Quough Lamperion agreed, flaring his gills with agitation.  “Let’s not forget what happened when the Ya’Karians duped…

  • Aleuns Frum Spayce!!

    Guess waht?!?  Dr. Steven Hawkwing said this weke to bee very carefull when deeling with aleuns.  For those of yuo who dont know, Docter Hawkwing is a fishiscist, witch means he’s supper smart and knows lots of math. Now, I thougt that aleuns were just make beleeve, lyke the Smerfs, or Samta, or Helth Cares, but sciencers now…