Tag: Alien
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Study Proves “Maybe”!!
Asteroid belts similar to the one between Mars and Jupiter appear to be rare beyond our solar system, implying that complex alien life may be rare as well, a new study reports. Fewer than 4 percent of known alien solar systems are likely to have an asteroid belt like the one in our own neck…
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Those Darned Aliens
Just when you thought the nation was safe from alien aggression, Federal officials have uncovered a threat so heinous, it could only be termed a “concern”. Earlier this week, INS Agents discovered what appears to be a terrrestrially based interstellar gateway in a dried up river bed near the coastal city of San Diego, CA.…
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Unprecedented Presidential Predicament
With the mid-term elections in full swing, relative political unknown, Allen Chestburster, has thrown his proverbial hat into the ring in an attempt to wrest the 2012 Democratic nomination from current President, Barack Obama. “We don’t really view him as a threat,” commented Obama senior advisor, David Axelrod, in a 7-11 parking lot. “He’s pretty…
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