Category: Things Ron Doesn’t Get
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Happy All-Inclusive, Non-Offensive, Observance of What May Not Be Referred To As A Christian Holiday !!
If you happen to be one of the seven people in the world who doesn’t celebrate Christmas, then I’d like to wish you a very merry Yomramakkwanzanadan, or as I like to call it “Yom-Rom”! Now you and your sect, creed, crew, or faction can jump into the holiday festivities with all us right-wing, fundamental…
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What’s Up With My Mom?!?
Out of nowhere, she totally comes up to my room and tells me I need to get a job. She didn’t even knock before she came in, which is totally posted on my door, so it totally made me screw up the detail work on my Chewbacca model. She’s like, “You’re wasting your life away!!”…
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My Reproductive Rights
Hi, I’m Ron, and I’m sick and tired of people trying to take away my reproductive rights!! I mean, if my significant other happens to somehow get pregnant, and I decide to keep the child, it’s nobody’s business but my own! Ohhh, that’s not my decison to make?!? Hmmm… Well, if I decide I want…
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Frankie Say..Skinny Jeans!!
That’s right! The latest sensation sweeping the nation is “Skinny Jeans” (pronounced: szkin’-nee jeenz). Much like it’s predecessor, “Baggie Jeans”, it’s a fashionable way for America’s youth to say, “If you want to know who I am, look at my pants!” Cut low in the waist and rapidly reducing in gerth to a mere three centimeters at…
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