Category: Things Ron Doesn’t Get
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What’s Up With My Mom?!?
Out of nowhere, she totally comes up to my room and tells me I need to get a job. She didn’t even knock before she came in, which is totally posted on my door, so it totally made me screw up the detail work on my Chewbacca model. She’s like, “You’re wasting your life away!!”…
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My Reproductive Rights
Hi, I’m Ron, and I’m sick and tired of people trying to take away my reproductive rights!! I mean, if my significant other happens to somehow get pregnant, and I decide to keep the child, it’s nobody’s business but my own! Ohhh, that’s not my decison to make?!? Hmmm… Well, if I decide I want…
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Frankie Say..Skinny Jeans!!
That’s right! The latest sensation sweeping the nation is “Skinny Jeans” (pronounced: szkin’-nee jeenz). Much like it’s predecessor, “Baggie Jeans”, it’s a fashionable way for America’s youth to say, “If you want to know who I am, look at my pants!” Cut low in the waist and rapidly reducing in gerth to a mere three centimeters at…
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Altered States…
Did you see that movie?! What a smelly sci-fi poop-wad. Anyway, this week is going by FAST. So fast that I’ve even begun to question the constancy of time. I tried to engage Ron in a lively debate in regard to this issue, but he simply refused to allow for the possiblity of time being subject…
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