Category: Things Ron Doesn’t Get
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Deke on Deke…
Deke is an extremely complex simpleton. He’s clean, but has a distinct odor. He looks sort of like like Jesse James, but doesn’t know exactly who that is. He constantly amazes himself. Deke is the “every man”… providing the every man is afraid of lobsters and has a nervous tick he passes off as a dance…
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The New “New Guy”
Hey everybody, it’s Ron again, and I’d like to know why the newest new guy at the Warehouse has to be such a jerk?!? Yesterday, he totally yelled at a steam fitter and threatened to beat him over the head with a bag full of prescription pain killers. Then he dropped about a dozen F-bombs when…
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I’m joining a cult!!
That’s right, I’m joining the Snuggies! They’re totally new, and they all wear these awesome cloaks for all of their ritual killings and dog sacrifices. It only costs $19.95 to join, and you get your own cloak which comes in three awesome colors. I think I’ll get sage green. Judging by their recruitment video, you…
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Happy All-Inclusive, Non-Offensive, Observance of What May Not Be Referred To As A Christian Holiday !!
If you happen to be one of the seven people in the world who doesn’t celebrate Christmas, then I’d like to wish you a very merry Yomramakkwanzanadan, or as I like to call it “Yom-Rom”! Now you and your sect, creed, crew, or faction can jump into the holiday festivities with all us right-wing, fundamental…
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