Category: Things Ron Doesn’t Get
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Dear Abner
Dear Abner, I recently began experimenting with Mexican food and have noticed that my stool is looser than before. Do you see any connection? “Taco” To You Later. Dear Mike, I don’t know much about Mexicans, but keep an eye out. If they’re messing with your stool it could spell disaster and a potential…
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Champion Stripped of Titles
The governing body of the International Celebrity Athletic Association will not appeal the United State Anti-Doping Agency’s findings that William Devane used performance enhancing chemicals, specifically Zotz and Jolt Cola, to gain victories in as many as five Battle of the Network Stars competitions. Gabe Kaplan, president of the ICAA, said that the group would…
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Portable Water
So, we stopped at Santa Rosa Lake State Park, ranked 87th in Forbes “Gems of the West”, and, early worm that I am, I was up at the crack of 9:14. Seeing as it hadn’t become “sweltering” as of yet, I decided to take a swell run on one of the parks two numerous trails.…
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DVD&D Law
Following a judicial landslide freeing the “West Memphis 3” – the controversial conviction and long awaited release of three suspects in the 1993 murder of a trio of Arkansas youths – the defense counsels have combined their legal expertise to seek justice for all wrongfully convicted prisoners, providing their cases promise sufficient publicity. “Here at…
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