Category: Things Ron Doesn’t Get
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Is That Camera Rolling?!?
Once again, Al Sharpton spoke out against violence focused on African American youths throughout the country. “Trayvon was just the beginning”, proclaimed Sharpton at a Phillipino-American “Junk the Pork” rally on Monday. “This evil has saturated the pants of American culture and left a stain on the satin slacks that are these United States, which…
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Dear Abner
Dear Abner, I recently began experimenting with Mexican food and have noticed that my stool is looser than before. Do you see any connection? “Taco” To You Later. Dear Mike, I don’t know much about Mexicans, but keep an eye out. If they’re messing with your stool it could spell disaster and a potential…
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Champion Stripped of Titles
The governing body of the International Celebrity Athletic Association will not appeal the United State Anti-Doping Agency’s findings that William Devane used performance enhancing chemicals, specifically Zotz and Jolt Cola, to gain victories in as many as five Battle of the Network Stars competitions. Gabe Kaplan, president of the ICAA, said that the group would…
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Portable Water
So, we stopped at Santa Rosa Lake State Park, ranked 87th in Forbes “Gems of the West”, and, early worm that I am, I was up at the crack of 9:14. Seeing as it hadn’t become “sweltering” as of yet, I decided to take a swell run on one of the parks two numerous trails.…
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