Category: Things Ron Doesn’t Get
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King & Kernels- The Perfect Combination!
If there was one thing Martin Luther King, Jr. was more passionate about than civil rights, it was popcorn. That’s why all of us here at the National Popcorn Association are so happy to welcome him to our special day. As you know, January 19th is National Popcorn Day, but this year MLK Day falls on…
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Dear Abner
Dear Abner, I went to one of those Build-A-Bear shops the other day, and after two hours, I still wasn’t able to build one, so they asked me to leave. Can I file a class action injunction against them? Thanks, Un-Bear-able In Albuquerque Dear Mike, I don’t know a lot about bears, but there sure…
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Lappy Days
Hunter Biden, today, denied any connection with a laptop computer that was turned over to authorities in 2020, but added that he’d like to get it back as soon as possible. “Obviously, this is propaganda cooked up by everybody but my dad and the mainstream media,” he explained in an interview with CNN’s Chris…
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The Big Bong Theory
As we all know, Facebook is ever diligent and committed to fighting the spread of misinformation, thus when I saw the startling allegations against Maymi Bulibak on my amazingly popular Facebook page I was understandably distressed. What heinous act could Dr. Blossom O’Sheldon have perpetrated to have “allegations confirmed” against her? There was only one…
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