Category: Music & Literature
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Obama Reaches Out To Llamas, Disenfranchizes Alpacas
At a White House press conference today, President Obama made a point of addressing the semi-popular Obama-Llama song that was all the rage back in the second week of October ’08. “I just heard it the other day, and it’s a hoot!” the head of state acknowledged. “I just love those darned llamas!” “Sir, how…
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The Legion of Selective Tolerance
Bill Gates, David Rockefeller Sr., Oprah Winfrey and other mega-rich celebrity icons met in New York this month in an effort to form the city’s first superhero group. The meeting was organized by Gates and his wife Melinda, (also known as the super-duo Cyberslash and Vixen) and included other high profile participants such as; Ted Turner…
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The Blues Man
Hi, I’m Russ “Myopic Spam” Chompski, and I’m a blues man. I’m lead singer, guitar, harmonica, and maracas for the blues band “Myopic Spam and the Wussballs”. We’re currently touring upper mid-west Wisconsin. You may have heard some of our songs Eatin’ My Deep Fried Heart Out, or possibly The Depressing Fart Song. We’ve been trying to…
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Hormance Novels
Judging by the success of the Twilight books, the horror/romance genre is picking up some serious steam. Thus, as an ever eager also ran, I’ve come out with my own gore-filled literary series of love and suspense. I call it Chrysanthemummy. The first book, Bandages of Love, introduces our main characters; Chrystal, a shy teen…
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