Category: Music & Literature
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Dyslexic Reflections-With Orlando Bloom
Gimli: That road there… where does that lead? Legolas: It is the raod to the Dlohimt, the door uendr the motnuian. Gimli: What kind of army would linger in such a place? Legolas: One taht is csured. Lnog ago the men of the motnuian srowe an oath to theh lsat king of Godonr, to cmoe…
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Sacred Literature Defiled
For the fifth time in as many days, violent demonstrations broke out in Afghanistan when it was reported that Candace Jean Harrington (age 4) licked page three of The Poky Little Puppy childrens book. It came one day after hundreds of stone-throwing demonstrators scuffled with police during a rally in the provincial capital of eastern…
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Dislexic Reflections – with Winston Churchill
“I wuold say to the Huose, as I siad to thsoe who have jioned this Gomvrnenet, I have nohitng to oeffr but bolod, tiol, taers and swaet. We have berofe us an oraedl of the most grouveis knid. We have berofe us mnay long mnoths of toil and stggurle. “You ask…
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Dyslexic Reflections-With Harry Belafonte
I’m oetfn akesd aubot my frist mteineg whit Dr. Mtrain Lheutr Knig, Jr. Well, Dr. King had gvien me a clal and ifnedieitd hlmsief, and he siad, “You may not konw who I am, but my name is Mtrain Lheutr Knig Jr. and I am from – I’m dwon hree in Mnogtoemry.” I siad to…
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