Category: Music & Literature
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Liberace Still Dead at 96
Legendary flamboyant pianist (watch the pronunciation), Liberace, will celebrate his 96th birthday today by remaining dead. Several fans, impersonators, and homeless people plan to gather at Las Vegas’s breathtaking Chevron gas station on Flamingo Drive near the 99 Cent Store that used to be a Vons. “I owe everything I am to Mr. Berace”, remarked…
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We got to move these color TV’s….
Warning: This is a rant… So, I’m cruising home from work, listening to the straight-up-dope-easy-pop-jams provided by the good people at 103.1 FM, the High Desert’s home of songs that stir no emotion whatsoever, when suddenly the sultry voice of Sting wafts from my dual stereo speakers, followed by the coarse guitar riff of one…
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Another Candle in the Wind
In the wake of actor, Paul Walker’s, tragic demise, Elton John has devoted his musical talents to immortalizing the Fast and Furious star, despite not being asked to. In the vein of his 1986 and 1997 hits, Candle in the Wind and Candle in the Wind, John will essentially phone-in his redundant tribute to the…
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Dyslexic Reflections – With Tom Cruise
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