Category: Health & Fitness
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The Manson Mental Health Minute
Jeepers creepers!! Did you see the sky last night?!? It was totally full of shooting stars with secret messages written in the vapor gases in their tails! Luckily, I have my decoder watch that was given to me by Cindy Lauper while we were sharing a peanut butter malt at Yum-Yum’s in Cucamonga. As you…
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The Manson Mental Health Minute
Holy beans, but there are some weird people in this world! Well, unless you live in a cave, or a small cabin in Montana like my friend Ted, you know about the midwest whack-jobs called the Hutaree. The Hutaree?!? I thought those were those blue people from the documentary Avatar! Anyway, these Hutaree are like…
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Cool Refreshing Death
Feb. 8, 2010 — Drinking as little as two soft drinks a week appears to nearly double the risk of getting pancreatic cancer, according to a new study. ”People who drank two or more soft drinks a week had an 87% increased risk — or nearly twice the risk — of pancreatic cancer compared to…
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The Heartache of PPL
Doctors in seventy-five countries came together this week to discuss the near epidemic proportions of PPL. “I haven’t seen it this bad since just before I became a vampire”, commented Dr. Oz from the set of his Discovery Channel show. “It’s a bigger concern than H1N1 and Hepatitis C combined.” PPL, or Premature Pube-Loss, was…
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