Category: Health & Fitness
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Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz
Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, I’m a Prepper, and I’ve planned for almost every disaster known to man. The only thing I haven’t figured out is what to do with all the bodies of dead, stupid people that weren’t as prepared as me, so they don’t stink up the world and make us survivors sick. Any suggestions?…
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The Cee-Lo Low C Diet
Hey y’all. It’s me, Cee-Lo Green, and I’d like to talk to you about the very serious problem of weight loss. You know, people always tell me to get my vitamin C, so I googled it and guess what I found out. Vitamin C is an acid. Acid is in Compound W. Compound W burns…
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Dear Toby Keith…
Dear Toby Keith, Hey my man!! I went to your bar and grill in Cucamonga last night and your tequila was crap! That fat girl in the tight shorts and boots said it was Cuervo but it was probably some TJ Swann brand crap. You suck Toby!! And the tater skins sucked too and you…
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An Extra-Strength Reincarnycol Testimonial
OMG!!! After a lifetime of of yo-yo dieting, gaining back even more weight every time I quit, getting shot and killed and spending the next 12 years being dead, I was about to give up on any chance of weight loss. I knew the risks associated with gastric bypass, and even though I was dead,…
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