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Category: Health & Fitness

  • Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz

    Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, I found out I’m eligible for that Affordable Health Care stuff and that, if I don’t sign up, I could get fined. The problem is, it’s super-expensive and I don’t feel like paying for prostate care when I don’t think I even have one. What should I do? Sincerely, A. Bynes  …

  • Let’s Move!!

    The Ad Council took time off from their Do Your Own Thing! campaign to team up with Michelle Obama for another chapter of the Let’s Move! shame-fest. As a change of pace, they will introduce an actual victim of non-movement as opposed to showering the public with vocal platitudes from fictional characters like Bugs Bunny…

  • Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz

    Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, I really love Thanksgiving, but always tend to over eat. Then, the next morning I wake up with a food hangover and can barely make it to Penneys for the Black Friday Super Sale. What’s a girl to do? Sincerely, M. Osmond   Dear Moises, A hang over is just Mother Nature’s…

  • Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz

    Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, I’m a thespian and often play characters who wear a lot of make-up. Now my skin is a mess, and I have a new role coming up where I play Marie Antoinette. I’m extremely worried about my close-ups. Any advice? Sincerely, J. Depp Dear Jenny, Most thespians do not wear a lot…