Category: Happy Thoughts With Horger
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You Like Me!! You Really, Really Like Me!
First of all, I have so many people to thank; Allie Mcbeal, Mr T., Conan O’Brien, and finally Finley, for showing me how to fasten my tie. For those of you living under a rock, I recently received the coveted C.O.O.T.Y. (Correctional Officer Of The Year) Award for my achievements in shirt wearing, shaving, and…
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Not Admiring “The View”…
…in fact, I’m super cheesed at my gals pals right now! I can’t believe the things I read in Barbara’s book, not to mention the brazenly bellicose behavior by broadcasting’s best and brightest bygone beauties. There’s Star’s bombshell departure, Rosie’s arrival and subsequent release, Manilow’s refusal to be interviewed by Hasselback, Behar’s militant stance on…
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Why, Miley? Why?!?
Well, as you know, my delightful Disney daffodil is wilting under the heat of the very insatiable publicity machine that jammed her cherubic face into America’s homes and hearts. That’s right, I’m talking about Billy Ray Cyrus. Now, I’m as big a fan of Achey Breaky Heart as the next guy, and Doc was my…
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Why I Hate Harry Potter
I am so cheesed at Harry Potter!! Most of you already know about my feud with Harry (and his meddlesome friends Hermione and Ron Weasely), but if you don’t, I’ll break it down for you, old school. And by old school, I’m talking Hogwart’s School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I’d been going there for two…
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