Category: Happy Thoughts With Horger
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Hello Luscious!!!
What’s America coming to when a hot babe like Sarah Palin can’t get into the White House?!? I mean, I voted Republican and I don’t even like Edwin Mccain! Sure, he’s got that one “I’ll Be” song that’s pretty good, but I don’t think he’s ready to run the country. That is, until he teamed…
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Bring Back The Boz!!
Why do they still refuse to give The Boz his own talk show?!? I mean, they gave them to Howie, Wayne, Chevy, Arsenio, Ellen, Regis, and that skanky herd of wildebeasts known only as “The View”. Why not the majestically mullhawked middle linebacker of our hearts, Brian Bosworth? After all, he was the star of…
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Posers & Wannabes
How come I never hear that “Can’t Touch This” song anymore. I mean, every time Superfreak comes on the radio, I get all excited, and then Rick James starts squealing out his profane lyrics. It’s the same deal withIce, Ice, Baby. I’m just about to get my groove on when that douche, David Bowie, ruins…
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Million Dollar Baby
“Where the (blank) is my (blanking) bag, you (blanking) bunch of (blanking) (blanks)?!?” Due to that demeaning diatribe, dispatched by the dazzlingly dense daytime debutante, Naomi Campbell was asked to depart a British Airways flight en route to Los Angeles. And just like you or I, she refused…and had to be foreceully removed…by police…whom she…
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