Category: Happy Thoughts With Horger
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Stop Hassling The Hoff
Jillackers, but I’m steamed! The other night I was watching America’s Got Talent with that hilarious Nick Cannon, and suddenly realized that Hasselhoff had been replaced by that bald-headed, obsessive compulsive spaz, Howie Mandel. As if we wouldn’t notice! I totally had it figured out by episode three. Then I was watching that news show,…
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Fwd: Fwd: Read To Your Grandma While She’s On The Pooper!!!
Holy jeepers!! Did you ever see that movie The Ring?!? I didn’t because of my bladder control issues, but I did read the review and this is way scarier. The other day I got a FWD on my e-mail. Now, I don’t usually pass these along but this one changed my mind. Read at your…
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Simon Says…
What the dang-it!! I was watching Idol tonight and the audience actually had the audacity to boo Simon. That’s like Sweden booing pacifism. They let that Dioguardi chick say whatever she wants cause her dad’s in the mob. Hey, Sopranos was cancelled!! Get off my TV and go back to France! And Ellen! Don’t get…
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Is Nothing Sacred?!? Part II
You know how it is when you can’t get a song out of your head? Well, I was having one of those days today, so I got on my Napster account to illegally download that catchy “Viva Viagra” song I keep hearing between episodes of CSI Des Moines. Well, much to my amazement, I wasn’t…
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