Category: Happy Thoughts With Horger
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Snow What?!?
Holy mooses! I just found out that the new live action Snow White was releasing this week! I thought Disney launched that bowel-barge two years ago and it was currently resting at the bottom the cinematic sewage system with After Earth, St. Elmo’s Fire, and 70% of the Star Wars saga. But as art imitates…
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Rachel + Barry = :(
OMG, America!! I almost threw-up in my mouth when Megyn Kelly dropped her latest bombshell! It seems that J—Ston, not to be confused with J-Lo, J-Law, or Jay-Z, is hooking up with particularly pompous past Presidential player, Barack Obama!! Evidently, Megan read it on the world wide internet, so you know it’s got to be…
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Cher and Cher Alike
Did you see Cher totally slam those Academy Award jerks who dissed Diane Warren’s You Haven’t Seen the Last Of Me? It’s the theme song for the cinematic masterpiece, Burlesque; a heart warming tale of an Iowa bar-skank that trades it all in for the glitz and glamor of the Sunset Strip, only to have…
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