Category: Entertainment
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CSI Jalisco
Follow along as a team of forensic investigators try not to get ambushed and killed as they attempt to solve crimes in the smoggy, second-world surroundings of Mexico City. This week, recently promoted, Lt. Rita Sanchez, recently promoted Sgt. Miguel Martinez-Ochoa, and their ever-dwindling team of investigators probe roughly 30 gruesome drug related murders, half…
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Banddafi
Libyan leader, Muammar Qaddafi has decided to take advantage of the current media blitz surrounding his renewed infamy, to launch a movie career that has been a life long dream. Columbia Pictures has already signed the African dictator to a four-movie deal, including a voice over in Shrek X: Kickin’ The Bucket (working title) as…
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When TV Sucks
New from the Science channel, a disturbingly in-your-face reality show that will leave you basting in a pool of your own making. When Knives Stab thrusts you into the volatile world of sharpened steel where your next move could have you looking for some Neosporin. Clay Aiken hosts this dramatic compilation of pseudo-celebrity reenactments based…
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Jerry Springer to Have Oprah’s Baby
Celebrity sleaze-ball, Jerry Springer, announced today that he would, in fact, be having Oprah’s baby. “If it’s a girl,” Oprah commented, “we’re naming her Ellen O’Donnell Winfringer!” “And if it’s a boy,” added Springer, “we’re calling him Anti-Christ, or A.C. for short.” When asked whether this was just a publicity stunt, they both gave…
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