Category: Education
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Word Alert
Guess what?!? The words “cinnamon”, “synonym”, and “Cinnabon” are not cinnamonous. Verdad! Cinnamon, derived from the Latin, Cinnamomum Verum, is a small evergreen tree inhabited by leperchauns and sprites. It is said to have magical powers, and can only be destroyed by a +2 Axe of Dwarven Might, which as you know are quite rare. Synonyms are lethally poisonsous tropical…
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It’s Funny How Things Work Out
Marshall, Will, and Holly on a routine expedition…or were they? That’s right, I’m talking Land of the Lost. Now, I’m not here to bad mouth the effects, comment on the science, or even examine the effectiveness of the “Fly Swatter” to discourage the advances of an aggressive allosaur. No, what I want to discuss is…
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Advice From Grandma
My Grandma used to say, “Never eat at a place that serves eskimos, or has a P in it’s name, or uses styrofoam, or is named after an astronaut, or faces south, or sells it’s own gravy, or has foreigners in the kitchen…unless it’s a foreign restaurant that cooks dishes from the foreign country the…
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Did You Know?
The rhinoceros is part of the ostrich family. Cannibals won’t eat Oprah. The United States is a planet in the Nebular System. Captain and Tenille are really robotic mercenaries bent on world domination. Mice control time.
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