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Category: Education

  • Advice From Grandma

    My Grandma used to say, “Never trust a skinny Italian…or an Irishman that doesn’t swear…or a tall Cambodian, or an Austrian with a small mustache, or cattle, or a German with a small head, or people that have a criminal record, or people that keep records of criminals, or malt shop owners, or the Taliban,…

  • The Global Threat of T-Shirts

    Well, if you’re like me, and I hope you’re not, then you’ve already heard about the contentious t-shirts that kids are wearing to school these days.  Well, I recall a day when Sister Mary Screamsalot would whack you in the face with a yard stick if your pants fell down by accident on the playground. …

  • Cano’s Corner

    Brro-brro-brro-brro-brodder!  Most people no saben que back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise estaba hecho in England. In fact, the Titanic was cargando like 12,000 jars of the stuff para deliver in Veracruz, Mexico, which was la proxima port of call for the ship after it stopped in Nueva York. This would have been lo mas grande…

  • Adagosity

    “Never use a five-eighths when a nine-sixteenths will do.”  That saying is as true today as it was earlier this morning.  I'm not sure what it means, but it makes me all warm inside, and that's what is truly important.  Sayings like; A stitch in time saves nine, Don't count your chickens before they're hatched,…