Category: Business
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I’m Turning Japanese! I Really Think So!!
Tired of those darned steel knives? Who isnt?!? Well, fortunately for us, there’s Yoshi Blade. This non-metallic cutting instrument that’s 40% stronger than steel (according to the MOHS scale of mineral hardness), can be smuggled onto airplanes, into crowded sporting events, and given to Grandma so she can get wreak havoc on neighborhood hooligans. Developed…
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And now a word from our sponsor…
In today’s competetive advertising world, the right slogan, term, or acronym can make or break your product. Unfortunately, most agencies have pigeon-holed themselves into using words like “premium” or “excellence” or “superior”, and don’t even realize the vast expanse of possibilites that reside directly outside their vernacularic prison cells. That’s why there’s Limited Possibilities, Inc.…
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Prune Tang
I believe the Tang Corporation severely limited their product when they made the cooperative crossover with the good folks at NASA and advertised the beverage as being consumed by astronauts. Face it, most of us will never aspire to the excellence necessary to have a country spend the money to launch us into space. So,…
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The Bionic Woman Sold Me A Bed
Remember when Jamie Sommers died when her bionics went on the fritz and her brain went haywire and then Steve Austin found out she wasn’t really dead but just in a coma and when she woke up she had amnesia and didn’t remember their shared love? Well, this goes one step further. I was sitting…
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