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Category: Business

  • Money Matters-With Cliff Phiscoll

    My name’s Phiscoll, Cliff Phiscoll. Lately I’ve been hearing a bunch of rhubarb about how I’m going to ruin the country come January 1st. Well, that’s a bunch of crap. First off, I’ll probably be a little out of sorts from waking up on the bathroom floor in a pool of Scotch and stomach bile…

  • And now a word from our sponsor…

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  • And now a word from our sponsor…

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  • Save Your Penneys

    Phones rang off the hook in the headquarters of Change.org (CHick ANd Girl Equality for ORGanic produce) early Wednesday when the corporate world thrust open the revolving door of gender equality with its beefy, man hands, and ushered in a tidal wave of cultural ignorance. “I couldn’t believe what I was seeing,” exclaimed semi-professional golfer…