Category: Business
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The Bionic Woman Sold Me A Bed
Remember when Jamie Sommers died when her bionics went on the fritz and her brain went haywire and then Steve Austin found out she wasn’t really dead but just in a coma and when she woke up she had amnesia and didn’t remember their shared love? Well, this goes one step further. I was sitting…
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1-800-Call-Sam!!
I am totally going to file a class action suit against GE, AT&T, and the FOX Network for trying to make me burn my face off. See, I was watching the dramatic conclusion of House, and Cuddy was seriously p.o.’d at House because he took 100mg of Mycropizine from the pharmacy without supervisory authorization. Rest…
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Famed Economist Predicts Weather
Copenhagen (Unknown Country) -Recently knighted economist, “Lord” Nicholas Stern stated that the impact of climate change was actually greater than he had at first surmised in his October 2007 ground breaking and influential report creatively titled, The Stern Report “We know that greenhouse gases are rising. And we know the [global] temperature is rising. We…
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Osama’s Christmas List
Dear Santa, I have been a very good boy this year. I haven’t sent any video casettes to the media for quite some time, and I have refrained from bombing many infidels for several weeks. Therefore, I demand that you bring me the following items in celebration of the birth of your infidel child god: 1) A…
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