Category: Business
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Famed Economist Predicts Weather
Copenhagen (Unknown Country) -Recently knighted economist, “Lord” Nicholas Stern stated that the impact of climate change was actually greater than he had at first surmised in his October 2007 ground breaking and influential report creatively titled, The Stern Report “We know that greenhouse gases are rising. And we know the [global] temperature is rising. We…
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Osama’s Christmas List
Dear Santa, I have been a very good boy this year. I haven’t sent any video casettes to the media for quite some time, and I have refrained from bombing many infidels for several weeks. Therefore, I demand that you bring me the following items in celebration of the birth of your infidel child god: 1) A…
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Money Matters -With Drake and Josh
Ya know’, this whole “economic crisis” reminds me of my favorite episode of Drake and Josh. Of course, that was the “Really Big Shrimp” episode. See, Josh mistakenly ate Crazy Steve’s enchilada out of the fridge, which has no bearing on the plot, but was hilarious nonetheless. Anywho, Josh lands Drake a gig at the…
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Coming To A Theater near You…
Rick Moranis is back as eccentrically brilliant inventor, Wayne Szalinski, in this off beat tale of myrth and mayhem. When he invents a new machine that can track terrorists, he is accidentally accused of helping in Mehmet Ali Agca’s attempted assassination of the Pontiff! Stuart Pankin and Sarah Gilbert co-star in this hilarious adaptation by…
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