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Category: Business

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  • And now a word from our sponsor…

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  • I say, Good Day!!

    My Dearest Yahoo, When I signed up for my Yahoo Account (back in the 1900’s), I was so stoked to find the D&DA (Dungeons and Dragons Anonymous) chatroom, that I didn’t give a great deal of consideration to interweb security issues. So, when I found out you were pimping out my personal info some years…