Category: Breaking News!!
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Indisputable Evidence of Life On Mars
Several studies in recent years have claimed evidence for shorelines and other features that suggest ancient lakes on Mars. Firm evidence has remained elusive…until now. Now a University of Colorado at Boulder research team claims “the first definitive evidence of shorelines on Mars” in a statement released today. The scientists see signs of “a deep,…
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Beach-Goers Shoot Down Sattelite
Outer Space – An out of control Russian communications satellite was shot down today by a a group of three beachgoers with a Hasbro Water Winger 2000. The trio said they were shooting at a seagull and underestimated the maximum effective range of the water balloon sling shot. A commercial satellite from Iridium LLC was…
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Bankers Kill 8 People In Oklahoma / Tornadoes Vow To Work For Financial Reform
WASHINGTON – Facing a disgusted public and Congress, tornadoes agreed with demands for greater accountability Wednesday in the first testimony on how they’re spending money from the taxpayer-funded $700 billion bailout. In general, the eight F-5 twisters appearing before the panel were contrite and conceded they have work to do to win over a bitter…
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Potential Kidnapping Plot Potentially Foiled
Curtis Lee James of Pilot Knob, Missouri was arrested today after local “Knobbers” spotted him hiding in a blue 1974 AMC Gremlin outside the Iron County Public Library. James had two cans of Jolt soda and a pump action pellet gun in his possession when police woke him and had him unlock the doors. Investigators say he believed the car belonged…
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