Category: Articles Becky Won’t Let Her Kids Read
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Mother Knows Best
Always brush your teeth before bed and eat your carrots, but not after you’ve brushed your teeth, or you’ll get cancer. Don’t forget to take the delicious lunch I made you so you can trade it for the Pop-Tarts Tommy’s mom sends him to school with because she hates him. You need to stop doing…
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Confessions Of A Drama Queen -With Shepard Smith
Hi, I’m Shepard Smith. Yes, THE Shepard Smith. The Shepard Smith you see on TV. The Shepard Smith you think is totally the bomb and super hunky and neat. That’s the Shepard Smith I am. Why are there three of me in that picture up there? The question should be, “Why aren’t there four?” After…
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A Note To The Reader
The other day while I was microwaving my favorite spoon, it occurred to me that I don't get as much time to write daily inspirations for the drooling public (you) as I used to. Now I know most of you start and end your day inhaling the ether of my genius while lying in bed eating cake batter ice cream and…
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Straight Up Trippin’
The other day I asked my mom if I was straight up trippin’ . She just made a face she makes when she can’t remember the cat’s name, which told me that I was, in fact, trippin’ and was doing so in an extremely upward manner I admit, there are a lot of people that do…
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