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Tag: Poetry

  • Twisted Cistern

    And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Maladaptive monster making Morbid motions, mimicking Milton Burlesque misogyny and Mommified modalities; Mired in made-up moral Mysteries, muted and rooted E’er in face-painted Graceless laceless degradation.

  • Spaghetti Fugues

    And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.   Uncle Bill, fetch yon Plunger!! Radiometric dates Embrace, shaloming peacefully, Drifting awkwardly down rivers Abhorant. Flashing torrents leap Analytic barriers, gargling Listerine Listlessly on LL Cool J’s Vespa.

  • Mi Math…No Bueno

    And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.   Deep within the fabrics of the universe Dwell azure, chrome-topped Chutes of logic and thought. From hence burst forth  Digital plausibilities of linear preciseness, Despite waxing, nay, tragically Lacking rythmatic charms.

  • Chula Vista

    And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Prismatic opines skewing truth, Self-flurried Ferbies dwell indeed ‘Ponst Bernie Goetz in Tattered sweats, whilst rude vignettes Paint pointed nails with blasts of Buckshot, waiting still. Be it Brigadoon Or Billy Mays which knoweth Thundarr’s zodiac sign?