Tag: Obama
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Rachel + Barry = :(
OMG, America!! I almost threw-up in my mouth when Megyn Kelly dropped her latest bombshell! It seems that J—Ston, not to be confused with J-Lo, J-Law, or Jay-Z, is hooking up with particularly pompous past Presidential player, Barack Obama!! Evidently, Megan read it on the world wide internet, so you know it’s got to be…
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The American Amnesty Act of America
In an unprecedented presidential move, President Obama laid down his broad-sweeping illegal alien amnesty plan that would potentially legalize millions of Hispanic-Americans that aren’t currently Americans. “My fellow Americans”, he began, essentially alienating the aliens he intends to integrate, “when I took office, I committed to fixing this immigration problem. Unfortunately, I was super-busy doing…
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Obamacrap
Ya’ know, the whole Affordable Care thing seemed like a super-good idea on paper, but now that it’s been implimented it’s too legit to quit! Sure, I’ve had to make a few minor tweeks, like extending the deadline for large corporations, and, just this week, for mid-sized business, but the private citizen will have to…
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