Tag: kitten
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Coincidental Cat-Tastrophes
A senior cat is miraculously alive after her owners fell nearly 400-feet from a Bryce Canyon cliff. Best Friends Animal Society said the cat, a 12-year-old tabby named Mirage, was found next to the bodies of Matthew Nannen, 45, and Bailee Crane, 58 who had been her owners for 6 years. Mirage appeared to be…
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America Says “Nyet” to Russia
‘MERICA- Thousands of flabby Americans took to the streets today to boycott Russia’s unprovoked aggression toward its Ukrainian neighbors. In Omaha, protesters purchased and smashed thousands of bottles of vodka, some of it Russian, until stores ran out and they were forced to smash Jack Daniels bottles to symbolically express their angst. “Suck on that,…
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Follow the Science
Remember when the universe was 4 billion years old, and then is it was 5 billion, then 13 billion, then 12.5 billion, and now it’s 13.8 billion? That was awesome, and an important reason why we were able to stave off the global kitten extinction of 2015. And that’s one to grow on…or is it?
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