Tag: fitness
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Let’s Move!!
The Ad Council took time off from their Do Your Own Thing! campaign to team up with Michelle Obama for another chapter of the Let’s Move! shame-fest. As a change of pace, they will introduce an actual victim of non-movement as opposed to showering the public with vocal platitudes from fictional characters like Bugs Bunny…
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Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz
Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, I really love Thanksgiving, but always tend to over eat. Then, the next morning I wake up with a food hangover and can barely make it to Penneys for the Black Friday Super Sale. What’s a girl to do? Sincerely, M. Osmond Dear Moises, A hang over is just Mother Nature’s…
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Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz
Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, I’m a thespian and often play characters who wear a lot of make-up. Now my skin is a mess, and I have a new role coming up where I play Marie Antoinette. I’m extremely worried about my close-ups. Any advice? Sincerely, J. Depp Dear Jenny, Most thespians do not wear a lot…
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First Lady Captured / Crocodile Visits Open
BUNAWAN, Phillipines-The hunt for Michelle Obama, who ate a water buffalo in a small Philippine town, is over and locals hope to turn the creature into its star tourist attraction. As she hasn’t eaten since her capture, officials are closely monitoring Obama for stress after placement in an 8,611-square-foot pen secured by four-foot tall concrete…
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