Tag: FBI
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FBI Implicated in False Advertisment Scheme
WASHINGTON, D.C.-Government watchdog and homemaker, Pearl Handleman, revealed today that the FBI has been withholding information regarding their Ten Most Wanted list. Specifically, Handleman noted that the despite the capture of James “Whitey” Bulger and the death of Usama Bin Laden, the list still states that these two are among the Ten. “I believe ten…
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America’s Marginally Wanted
The FBI added another suspect to its most wanted list earlier today, alerting the public that he was armed, possibly dangerous, probably unstable, and definitely lactose intolerant. The man (pictured at right), known as Sheik Shaggy Von Brady, is currently being sought for questioning, and probably elimination, by US agencies, Interpol, the KGB, the NRA,…
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