Tag: fat
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The Fat & The Furious
Amidst sexual harrassement allegations throughout Tinsel Town, a new, even more disturbing allegation has been waged against one of Hollywood’s most controversial members. Earlier today, Raven Symone, star of That’s So Raven, The View, and multiple food commercials, publicly accused Rosie O’Donnell of forcing her to eat at Golden Corral and Burger King on multiple…
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Let’s Move!!
The Ad Council took time off from their Do Your Own Thing! campaign to team up with Michelle Obama for another chapter of the Let’s Move! shame-fest. As a change of pace, they will introduce an actual victim of non-movement as opposed to showering the public with vocal platitudes from fictional characters like Bugs Bunny…
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Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz
Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, I really love Thanksgiving, but always tend to over eat. Then, the next morning I wake up with a food hangover and can barely make it to Penneys for the Black Friday Super Sale. What’s a girl to do? Sincerely, M. Osmond Dear Moises, A hang over is just Mother Nature’s…
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Why I hate Fat People
Sure, I hate fat people just like everybody else. Not because they’re fat per se, but mostly because they’re pushy and impolite. I go to Golden Corral three times a week and watch them stuff their quivering gullets full of any food they can get their greasy, plump hands on, bumping me out of the…
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