Tag: diet
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An Extra-Strength Reincarnycol Testimonial
OMG!!! After a lifetime of of yo-yo dieting, gaining back even more weight every time I quit, getting shot and killed and spending the next 12 years being dead, I was about to give up on any chance of weight loss. I knew the risks associated with gastric bypass, and even though I was dead,…
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Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz
Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, I’ve tried every diet out there; the Atkins Diet, the Five Bite Diet, the Cookie Diet, and even the Skinny Vegan Diet, but nothing helps!! I’m at the end of my rope. The only thing left is surgery. Do you recommend the Lap Band? Desperately Yours, R. Seacrest Dear R.C., I fully…
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Advice From Grandma
My grandma used to say, “Eat right and exercise…unless you’re too fat, or have to take hemoglobin shots, or bear a remarkable resemblance to Rutger Hauer, or smell like syrup, or have anhidrosis, or have never watched Gladiator, or feel like you’re hands are on the wrong arm, or never christened a boat, or subsist…
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