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Tag: Covid

  • Newsom Loosens Restrictions

    California Presi…Governor, Gavin Newsom, held a press conference today after signing an Executive Order which would ease restrictions on mask mandates within the state.  Newsom touted the move as Phase One of a new step-down program to restore certain freedoms to certain citizens as the Covid saga lurches into its third year. Executive Order G-01-22,…

  • Jabtastic!

    Move over, Big Bird!  There’s another childhood icon Big Pharma is pimping out to draw kids to the Dr’s Office like Grandma to the bug-zapper!!  It’s everyone’s favorite talking shark, Jabberjaw!! From September 1976 to September 1978, kids of all ages got to submerge themselves in the underwater antics of four teens and a 15…

  • It All Adds Up

    Vaccine mandate proponents scored a victory earlier this week as initial Omicron variant statistics were released, showing that not everyone infected by the new strain was fully vaccinated.  E. Peter Puberton, a Sociology professor at Peter Brady Community College in Tucson, was elated.  “It’s about time those dirty Anti-vaxxers were put in their place,” he…

  • Tens of Thousands of Austrians Think for Themselves Despite Government’s Disapproval

    AUSTRIA…Europe?- A small band of dissidents took to the streets in Austria earlier this week to protest extremely reasonable “guidelines” set forth by a government that’s virtually never been on the wrong side of history.   The almost infinitesimal group of 35,000 were beating drums, sounding horns, and chanting hate speech, such as “No forced…