Tag: court
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Jussie Takes the Stand
Jussie Smollett made the contentious decision to testify on his own behalf in court this week, and it’s a decision he already regrets. “I can’t believe the way they depicted me on the stand,” Smollett remarked regarding courtroom portraits of him during his testimony. “They completely misrepresented me!” Until that moment, Smollett had been satisfied…
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Best Defense – On ABC
Even the worst clients can make great lawyers. Upstart defense attorney, Cassie Anderson, can’t seem to get her business off the ground, that is until she forges an unlikely partnership with Bad Minton bad-boy, AJ Simmons. Casey Anthony and OJ Simpson star in this riveting legal roller coaster Gene Shalit calls, “Another lawyer show”. Best…
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Russian Spies Poorly Illustrated
In a bizarre international twist, a group of Russian intelligence operatives had their court portraits drawn by Beavis and Butthead creator, Mike Judge. “He was the only artist the Russian Embassy would allow into the proceedings,”said Chuck Farnsworth, Bailiff of the Manhattan Federal Court, “and who can blame ’em?!?” Judge, who has gained a cult…
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Gizmo Detainee To Appear In Court
U.S. authorities have scheduled the first Gizmo detainee to appear in Federal Court, flying him into New York to face trial for the 1984 bombing of a movie theater in the town of Kingston Falls, the Justice Departmentsaid Tuesday. The department said the premorphosized gremlin arrived in the early morning hours Tuesday when he and owner, Billy Peltzer, were turned over…
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