Tag: California
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A Transcendental Triumph
Placerville, CA- The last and greatest hetero-holdout in holistic health has fallen to pressure from the LGBTQ community as proprietors of Smash Street Yoga reluctantly taped a flier for “Queer Yoga” to their window, just to the left of the “No Public Bathrooms” sign. Owner/Proprietor, Otis Libowitz, received a court order this week from the…
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Trump Reshaping the Nation
At the close of just the second month of his term, President Trump is shaking things up again with a proposal to change the names a number of states. ”I have just signed an Executive Order which will rename 19 States,” he told reporters at a press conference earlier today, “because their current names are…
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Blame On!
Fires throughout the Los Angeles area have sparked unneeded reactions as internet influencers, talking heads, and pseudo-soothsayers around the nation began pointing their blame-throwers at everybody else. Retired University of Missouri Professor, Karen Piper, waded into the fray to chastise actor James Woods for his assertion that the raging fires were not due to climate…
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Newsom Loosens Restrictions
California Presi…Governor, Gavin Newsom, held a press conference today after signing an Executive Order which would ease restrictions on mask mandates within the state. Newsom touted the move as Phase One of a new step-down program to restore certain freedoms to certain citizens as the Covid saga lurches into its third year. Executive Order G-01-22,…
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