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Tag: Alien

  • Total Recall

    An unlikely forerunner in the Gavin Newsome recall is reaching out to fellow immigrants to spread his message across the state. Allen Chestburster, first threw his hat into the political forum as a Democratic challenger to then President Obama’s 2nd term. Chestburster has raised more money than any other Democratic candidate, having sold thousands of…

  • “Alien” Illegal

    (AP) – Gov. Jerry Brown has signed a bill to remove the term “alien” from the California labor code to describe foreign-born workers. Brown announced Monday that he signed State Bill 432 sponsored by Democratic Sen. Allen Chestburster of Pacoima. Chestburster, a 2012 democratic presidential candidate, said removing the term “alien” was an important step…

  • The American Amnesty Act of America

    In an unprecedented presidential move, President Obama laid down his broad-sweeping illegal alien amnesty plan that would potentially legalize millions of Hispanic-Americans that aren’t currently Americans. “My fellow Americans”, he began, essentially alienating the aliens he intends to integrate, “when I took office, I committed to fixing this immigration problem. Unfortunately, I was super-busy doing…

  • Study Proves “Maybe”!!

    Asteroid belts similar to the one between Mars and Jupiter appear to be rare beyond our solar system, implying that complex alien life may be rare as well, a new study reports. Fewer than 4 percent of known alien solar systems are likely to have an asteroid belt like the one in our own neck…