Category: Things Ron Doesn’t Get
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Altered States…
Did you see that movie?! What a smelly sci-fi poop-wad. Anyway, this week is going by FAST. So fast that I’ve even begun to question the constancy of time. I tried to engage Ron in a lively debate in regard to this issue, but he simply refused to allow for the possiblity of time being subject…
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The Next Big Thing
Just like you, I’m trying to come up with a good Bigfoot movie. Nobody’s done this cinematic theme justice since the eighties, so this morning I graced Ron at the Rear Gate with some of my movie ideas, and he had the nerve to dispute their worth. I started with Walking Big, a tragic yet…
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Monday…Again!!
Cripes!! Back at work already! I totally didn't want to come in today. Neck came in and started trouble first thing this morning and I only got a half a cup of coffee. Luckily I brought my cinnamon Life cereal, which was totally awesome and tasty. I need a nap already, too. I'm seriously considering…
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