Category: Things Ron Doesn’t Get
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Phonetic Fancies-With Richard Shennery
Mī ōld də yo͞ozd tə sā, “Dōnt let T͟Hə dôr hit yə in T͟Hə ärs!” ī ˈdidnt THiNGk məCH əv it ət T͟Hə tīm, bət əz līf went ôn, ī biˈɡin tə sē T͟Hə ˈwizdəm əv hiz wərdz. It sēmz ə ˈpərs(ə)n kan ˌōvərˈstā hiz ˈwelkəm məCH kwikər T͟Hən hē ˈrē(ə)ˌlīzez, (ə)n ˈēvən if hē dōnt tāk…
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Malaysia Malaise
Authorities are looking for this man in connection with missing Malaysia flight 370, but much like the flight, his whereabouts are unknown. In the early morning hours of March 8, the flight left Malaysia en route to Beijing, but never arrived, leaving the world to wonder as to its actual final destination. Copperfield, who was…
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The Furious, Fasting!
Day 58 of the Pelican Bay State Prison hunger strike has come and gone with no sign of closure, or interest from the general public. The strike sparked by maximum security prisoners at the Crescent City based correctional center is said to be an inspiring show of unity across all sociopathic lines. Murderers, rapists, gang-members,…
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Is That Camera Rolling?!?
Once again, Al Sharpton spoke out against violence focused on African American youths throughout the country. “Trayvon was just the beginning”, proclaimed Sharpton at a Phillipino-American “Junk the Pork” rally on Monday. “This evil has saturated the pants of American culture and left a stain on the satin slacks that are these United States, which…
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