Category: The Collected Works of Eldon Tubbs
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Reba
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Luscious, lustrous leeches primp And prawn, pleading piously For Allah’s five-gallon bucket. Fleets of fornicators rush The gates of Sinatra’s lyrical Flippers, as stubborn and relentless Me-oh-my’s glare Saddamesque At high apple pies, in an endless desert Of catastrophic kerplops.
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Frisky Kitten
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Fetid stench of death, smash relentless ‘Ponst my skull! Give me neither mercy Nor ibuprofen to quell my flashing agony. Would that I had purchased the optional Warranty…oh death, where is thy stick, For I cannot reach the bourbon in The back of the cupboard above…
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Wayward Writhing Troll
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Exuberant egotist, spawning ire With clever winks. Yet shrinks beneath Boxed boobs and blondeness, clutch- Ing cash twixt fattened fingers. Trading teeth for toys, and scolding Beauty beneath thine harlot’s Lurking leer.
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Prepubescent Phoenix
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Beveled crystalline hatred dragging, Faltering fury, dismantling beaks And shackles in vain, to dwell in Pouring haze and hissing rain. Lies of lumps massaged despite Obnoxious insecurities, prolonged Discomforts linger still As Hippocratic felonies.
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