Category: The Collected Works of Eldon Tubbs
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Trite Fish
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Chained within thine chain- Linked fence of unrequited Solitude. Drag forth yon filth of Babbar’s torrid forklift, in Hopes, nay in terror, of sucking Cylindrical gluts of grease and Cannabis clad petulant lampshades, Ironing e’er lime-green Lapels of Happenstance and hatred.
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Narcoleptic Counselor
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Ancient scholar, slurp they saucy Strands as sunset falls flawed And laughing from yon barb’ed Precipice. Fare thee well, O’ frigid Fidgety friend. Ne’er shall legumes Taste so sweet, nor ides be shared In such deliberate silence…
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Reba
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Luscious, lustrous leeches primp And prawn, pleading piously For Allah’s five-gallon bucket. Fleets of fornicators rush The gates of Sinatra’s lyrical Flippers, as stubborn and relentless Me-oh-my’s glare Saddamesque At high apple pies, in an endless desert Of catastrophic kerplops.
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Frisky Kitten
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Fetid stench of death, smash relentless ‘Ponst my skull! Give me neither mercy Nor ibuprofen to quell my flashing agony. Would that I had purchased the optional Warranty…oh death, where is thy stick, For I cannot reach the bourbon in The back of the cupboard above…
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