Category: Sports
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Go Groundhogs!!
Boo-yah citizens, and welcome to another installment of Losers Sports Update. Well, it’s February 2, and you know what that means!! That’s right, Groundhog Day! The day the beaver-like mega-squirrel hops out of his cave and tells us if the Lions are in for another losing season. Legend has it that if he sees his…
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Epicurean Delights
Holy crap! I just had the most awesome idea ever had by anyone ever!! I was watching a Superbowl food commercial (which totally irks me because advertisers use something as clean and virginal as proffessional sports to push their loathsome products) and happened to spy an air-brushed, non-edible rendition of a chili dog. And then it…
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Goodbye Rod…No, Seriously.
Boo-yah sports fans, and welcome to another installment of Losers Sports Update. Well, recently deposed Lions head coach, Rod Marinelli, still refuses to leave Ford Field, having pitched a pup-tent and a couple of lawn chairs near the fifty yard line. “I’m staying,” he told Sports Illustrated earlier in the week. “They can make a…
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A New Low?
Boo-yah, citizens!! Scott Finley here to rub some salt in the gaping, pus-filled, septic wounds of the Detroit Lions fan-base. The Lions, fast approaching the first 0-16 season in NFL history, gave up the ghost against a lackluster Tennessee Titans team on Thanksgiving. “We aren’t a very good team,” Coach Rod Marinelli remarked later at…
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