Category: Sports
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Battle Of The Network Stars
Boo-Yah!! That’s right America, Scott Finley is back and since my wife won’t let me watch football after last weekend’s remote throwing “drama”, I’ll be reporting on all the stuff she will let me watch. That’s right! Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood!! Word has it that Brad Pitt donated $100,000 to defend California’s gay marriage…
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The Submariner…
Ya know, I usually leave this sports stuff to the professionals, like Finley, Madden, and Herb Alpert, but in this case I have to make an exception. See, there’s this kid in the Olympics that’s like breaking every record there is and winning all the races and making the Chinese people want to kill…
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Favre From Over
Boo-Yah!! That’s right America, Scott Finley made a pun!! As you know, the NFL (National Football League) will postpone it’s season this year until the drama of the Favre / Packers standoff has reached epic levels in ludicrocity. Favre (62) said at a press conference Wednesday, “Eh Sonny? I couldn’t understand your question. I…
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When You’re a Jet…
In one of the most anticipated moves in recent NFL history, Green Bay Packers owner, Tommy Thompson has trade Brett Favre to the Jets in New York. The Jets current CEO commented on the move at a press conference earlier today. “That’s right, Buddy-Boys, he’s one of us now!” shouted Riff (no known last name)…
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